Return of the Stork is a website dedicated to helping parents sift through the dozens of baby gear options and make the right selection.

Our philosophy is simple: safety first, followed by functionality, and then style. Quality is always our priority.

  • Safety: Baby’s daily routine requires moms and dads to bring out a wide variety of accessories from the baby gear arsenal. When it comes to caring for our little ones, obviously we want safe products that not only get the job done but are accident-proof.
  • Functionality: Just like most new parents, you may already have spent plenty of money for furniture and baby stuff. Alas, most of these expenses are difficult to avoid. If you plan on making more purchases for your baby they should work properly and last as long as you need them to.
  • Style: Some parents totally give up on any semblance of their former selves and resign to the sweatpants life. Fear not, you can still win some style points by keeping yourself and your baby on fleek at all times.
  • Quality: Don’t throw your money down the drain. Think of the gear that you buy as an investment. More doesn’t always mean more, and cheap doesn’t always mean it’s a good deal.

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Introducing the Top Shelf Media Family of Websites

Consume Mindfully

Return of the Stork www.returnofthestork.com website is part of the Top Shelf Media network. Our mission is to encourage mindful consumption. We believe that if we can help each website visitor find the right information or product for their needs, it will result in less waste and a better life.

We are dedicated to building web pages with well-researched, thoughtful, and comprehensive content. We think by preserving our independence we will be better able to objectively recommend services and products to our readers.

Here’s some other principals we uphold:


An optimal user experience for our visitors is the foundation our websites are built on. With a focus on speed, we continually cut excess. The minimalist designs only load essential elements such as typography and images. This helps keep thing speedy on whichever device you choose to visit us on.

No Spam.

Everything from our newsletter, social media, to each individual web page have been designed to be — for lack of a better word — unannoying as possible. Ads do not feature audio or overly distracting video and each ad unit is clearly distinguishable from our content.


As you know, the world and technology are rapidly evolving — especially in the age of the internet. We do our best to keep our information fresh and relevant to our readers are always seeing the latest and greatest.

Readers First.

We strive to make each webpage reading experience enjoyable. When it comes to our curated product roundups and guides, we don’t want to push you one way or the other. In our top product lists and reviews, we present you with all the information. You take it from there and make the best choice for you.

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